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19 September

Yarr, ye filthy landlubbers! It be INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY today! However, as I be a-typin' this, there only be another 72 minutes left of this joyous occasion. But us pirates don't let feeble things like TIME get in our way! So don your eyepatch, grab a sword, and sail the high seas. Or, ye can just do what I'm doin', which is call people "scurvy dog!" at irregular intervals.

Unfortunately, I still have little to be a-blogging about, so I am going to talk about all my notable adventures on the high seas. I once went on an overnight ferry. I mean, pirate ship. Which wasn't at all from Bruges to Hull. Nope. Hmm. There was the time I stood on a sea urchin because SOMEONE *glares at Carlyn* pushed me off the side of the boat. Which wasn't at all inflatable. No.

Ok, that sucks. I mean, arr, that be a sorry sorry tale. Nothing remotely piratical about either of those experiences. I AM A FAILURE AND A FRAUD. There. You got me. Happy?

The Never-Ending PIRATE story

Since I be entirely at a loss over what else to be a-sayin', I'm a-goin to be a-startin' a little pirate related game here on my space. Here's how it works. I am sure ye all be familiar with the common Never-Ending story - as in, the story is continued one word at a time by different people. However, this version is going to make a story about PIRATES, thus carrying the love of pirates far beyond this one day. I am also going to let it be that each person adds up to one sentence, instead of one word, which will hopefully make it a lot more coherant.

Rules:

Your sentence must be coherant and fit with the previous one.
Please copy and paste the story before adding your sentence. This makes it a hell of a lot easier for everyone.
Try and use proper spelling and grammar, if you can. Pirate speak is also accepted.
I don't mind swearing, but don't make it too crude please.
You don't have to leave a full sentence every time, but please try and leave a whole sentence. You can't follow on from your own sentence.

I think that's it. Enjoy!

The starting sentence is: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters.

And so, to finish off:

HULLAWRER! YE SCURVY DOGS! FILTHY LANDLUBBERS!

Toodles,

Cap'n Jen xxx

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	ailbhe12:) wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs.On a closer look, he discovered that they weren't tulips but onions. With a flash of the eye Cap'n stumpy called to Short Bob Gold.....his cook....and said that the onion soup that night better be the best he had ever tasted. With another blink he realised.......DEAR GOD!!!!!.......hes some onions again, or possibly (yet not probably) someone put some onions there as a joke......haha very funny. After this, a great booming voice came from the clouds: surprisingly enough, the voice of God. "This story is getting rather ridiculous. Stop this ridiculous folly or I will slap you silly!" He boomed to Cap'n Stumpy. "Ho" replied Stumpy. "That's Monty Python that is. God or not, you can't get away with plagiarism. Twat" "You cheeky cunt. TAKE THAT!" said God, and disappeared back to his lair, leaving Stumpy with the slight problem of his ship being on fire. It was then he noticed the big black clouds "Arrrghh, thar's a storm a brewin' " he bellowed and the rainfall put out the fire. It was then he realised that the rain was actually gasoline, and his ship resumed burning. he yelled to the sky "Smite me, oh mighty SMITER!!!!!" He immediatly caught alight and died. THE END. Fineto. (no p.s.'s PLEASE!!!!!) there, now the pirate story is finished :) by ailbhe 14 Dec.
	I_am_Batman_Returned wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs.On a closer look, he discovered that they weren't tulips but onions. With a flash of the eye Cap'n stumpy called to Short Bob Gold.....his cook....and said that the onion soup that night better be the best he had ever tasted. With another blink he realised.......DEAR GOD!!!!!.......hes some onions again, or possibly (yet not probably) someone put some onions there as a joke......haha very funny. After this, a great booming voice came from the clouds: surprisingly enough, the voice of God. "This story is getting rather ridiculous. Stop this ridiculous folly or I will slap you silly!" He boomed to Cap'n Stumpy. "Ho" replied Stumpy. "That's Monty Python that is. God or not, you can't get away with plagiarism. Twat" "You cheeky cunt. TAKE THAT!" said God, and disappeared back to his lair, leaving Stumpy with the slight problem of his ship being on fire. It was then he noticed the big black clouds "Arrrghh, thar's a storm a brewin' " he bellowed and the rainfall put out the fire. OK Jenny, I've done my duty, lol. 5 Dec.
	Jenny wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs.On a closer look, he discovered that they weren't tulips but onions. With a flash of the eye Cap'n stumpy called to Short Bob Gold.....his cook....and said that the onion soup that night better be the best he had ever tasted. With another blink he realised.......DEAR GOD!!!!!.......hes some onions again, or possibly (yet not probably) someone put some onions there as a joke......haha very funny. After this, a great booming voice came from the clouds: surprisingly enough, the voice of God. "This story is getting rather ridiculous. Stop this ridiculous folly or I will slap you silly!" He boomed to Cap'n Stumpy. "Ho" replied Stumpy. "That's Monty Python that is. God or not, you can't get away with plagiarism. Twat" "You cheeky cunt. TAKE THAT!" said God, and disappeared back to his lair, leaving Stumpy with the slight problem of his ship being on fire. I don't care if that's well over the limit of one sentence, but frankly, it's my flaming story and I'll add more than one sentence at a time if I damn tootin' well want! Plus, no one has touched this for a while, so thought I would spice it up a little. 12 Oct.
	13-enema-of-the-state-13 wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs.On a closer look, he discovered that they weren't tulips but onions. With a flash of the eye Cap'n stumpy called to Short Bob Gold.....his cook....and said that the onion soup that night better be the best he had ever tasted. with another blink he realised.......DEAR GOD!!!!!.......hes some onions again, or possibly (yet not probably) someone put some onions there as a joke......haha very funny. 2 Oct.
	Tis_Stalker_Me wrote: UPDATE! I can't take the non-blogging!! 1 Oct.
	Kyle wrote: Arrrgghhhh too many! 29 Sept.
	Karishma wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs.On a closer look, he discovered that they weren't tulips but onions. With a flash of the eye Cap'n stumpy called to Short Bob Gold.....his cook....and said that the onion soup that night better be the best he had ever tasted. 28 Sept.
	Djartistknight1 wrote: Hi! Thanks for the visit...God knows how you got there though lol Yeah,i did steal them from 'The Little Book of Gloom',a wonderful little tome of pessimism,which compliments my character muchly!! Gotta love Eeyore... Ben x 26 Sept.
	Zander wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs.On a closer look, he discovered that they weren't tulips but onions. With a flash of the eye Cap'n stumpy called to Short Bob Gold.....his cook.... 26 Sept.
	Karishma wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs.On a closer look, he discovered that they weren't tulips but onions..... 24 Sept.
	Serene-hah-Steph wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. Confused, he called to his first mate - Smithy - only to find that Smithy had turned into a bag of tulip bulbs. 23 Sept.
	Aaron wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. But as they drew closer it soon transpired that this was not an ordinary galleon and was in fact the RMS Titanic, which in some bizarre and highly complicated twist of fate had mysteriously travelled two hundred years into the past and was now located off the coast of Cuba. What a great story! 23 Sept.
	Karishma wrote: Exam blog coming soon.... 22 Sept.
	Jenny wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters. To his immense surprise, he saw a ship on the horizon. 21 Sept.
	Christina wrote: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's why I couldn't understand some of your comments on people's spaces! I'm so unpiratey and shit, sorry.:P 21 Sept.
	Sweet_as_candy_nix wrote: happy talk like a pirate day for yesterday!!! 20 Sept.
	Karishma wrote: Cap'n Stumpy looked out over the misty waters.To his immense surprise,(I'm not smart enough to complete the sentence, so its up to the rest of ye landlubbers) 20 Sept.
	best_stalker_ninja_gran wrote: oooi ogt it yey its called a space tsck i took my time like a min rolls eyes xxxxx 20 Sept.
	best_stalker_ninja_gran wrote: wooo converse eeek. i saw pink ones yey:D +cool thingy what ye call it ooo crap shrugs bibi xxxxxx eeeek xxxxxxxxxx 20 Sept.

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